not being funny but wanking 2/3 times a week is fuck all. when i think i have an issue is when im up to 3 to 4 times a day. the morning after a night out, i can just sit in bed in the morning, dozing off and wanking. i have had like 4 wanks one morning just because of the hunnies the night before.

man, i have been a serial wanker all my life.. you dont wanna know the places ive had a wank! i seriously am a sick fuck!