Or maybe what you have actually bought is a 6 year old's rendition of a big mac made from plasticine. But that is an unacceptable position for you because you've already eaten it.

And, Tom is trying to show you where on the box it says 'Big Macs sold separately', 'For entertainment purposes only' and 'Not fit for human consumption' he's prodded it, smelt it and had a little taste and found that the warnings on the box seem to be accurate, while you are just shouting 'Shut up and eat it' at him.


Peace,

kowalski