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Got this as a text today...


Was in Asda 2day with 2 full trollies of booze & my Xmas shoping wen a little old lady got behind me in the q.
She only had a pint of milk, so I said "Is that all u've got love?"
She replied "Yes"
So I did the decent thing & said "If I were u I'd fuck off to another till, I'm gonna take ages"