A Son asks his Dad the difference between theoretically & realistically. Dad says 'That's hard, but I have an idea. Ask Mum if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for £1million'. Mum says 'Yes'. Dad says 'Now ask your sister if she would'. Sister says 'Yes'. Dad says 'Go ask your brother the same question. He says yes too.

'Well there you go son, that's your answer. Theoretically we're sitting on £3million quid, but realistically we're living with 2 slags and a fucking puff!'

Much love.


Peace,

kowalski