Scott the duck walks into a bar with an almighty grin across his beak.

"Wow, what have you been doing to make you so happy?" the barman asks

"I've been in and out of puddles all day long, and I feel great!" Scott enthusiastically replies.

A short while later, another duck arrives at the bar. He looks really down; miserable as sin.

"You look awful mate, what happened?" the barman asks sympathetically

"I'm Puddles"