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Default 06-10-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chips View Post
I was chatting up a girl one night, when suddenly she thought I'd overstepped the line...

"Well I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person on the planet!" She yelled, smiling smugly.

I leaned in slowly, staring dead into her eyes, and whispered "but who'd be there to stop me?"

That wiped the grin off her face.
Hahaha fuckin quality!


My marriage counsillor told me to be more spontaneous. So I raped her.


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You are the result of four billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
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