GROUP: Mystery's Lounge
SUBJECT: Field Report - Speed Closing
AUTHOR: Tyler Durden

Alright guys I'm not sure you probably all know this one already, but it's one of my favorites and I thought I had to post it up here just in case some of you have not read it. It's GREAT! So just to get things straight this comes from The Game. It's by Neil Strauss and if you haven't read it... well you should.

Tyler Durdan goes into an booster juicer shop! He see's a 7.5 Redhead and goes for it!

TD: So which mango is better mango hurricane or mango breeze?
HB: Mango Hurricane
TD: Awesome! I'll have the breeze.
HB: Ha ha okay. Which booster do you want?
TD: What are boosters?
HB: Those things on the sign on the wall
TD: Ooh, so I can get energy and vitamins and shit in it then. Awesome, I'll be a new man after I drink this. This is the shit!
HB: Ha ha
TD: High-Five!
HB: Okay! (She high fives TD) Wow that was like the coolest thing that happened to me all day!
TD: Pretty bored huh?
HB: Yeah it sucks here.
TD: Hmm, well guess what?
HB: What?
TD: I love you.
HB: Ha ha. Um okay, I love you too.
TD: Awesome we are going to get married. Wow you really can find love in the strangest places, like right here at the booster juice.
HB: Ha ha
TD: Wait a sec. I know, close your eyes.
HB: Why?
TD: Just do it.
HB: Are you going to steal my cash register or something?
TD: No, nothing like that. I swear. Remember I love you.
HB: Okay (Closes eyes)

The counter was pretty wide. So Tyler bends over superman style horizontal and kisses her. As soon as he did she starts screaming like fucking crazy!

HB: Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

People were looking at Tyler, flabbergasted and shocked. She was freaking out, screaming like a banshee, flailing her arms around and shit. Tyler was thinking, " Fuck, fuck, fuck, I knew this shit would backfire someday. Fuck. I should have waiting for more IOI's or something "

TD: Um, I said I loved you first.
HB: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!
TD: Um, are you ok?
HB: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
TD: Uh oh!
HB: Um, okay. That will be five dollars and thirty one cents.

She was trying to regain her composure by talking, but was still screaming intermittently.

TD: Please calm down.
HB: Yeah, I'm okay now. What's your name? (CLASSIC)
TD: Please don't call the police on me.
HB: No, no it's just for the computer, I ask everyone.
TD: Okay. It's Tyler.
HB: Wow, that's an awesome name
TD: Um, thanks. What's your name?
HB: Lauren
TD: I like that.
HB: Oh my God, that was the most awesome thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life!
TD: Cool!
HB: Oh my God, you rock. Oh my God, I love you! That was fucking awesome!
TD: Glad to be of service. I promise I'll come back again. I'll make you close your eyes again.
HB: Will you do more next time? (winks)
TD: I won't let you down. You know I love you.
HB: I'm looking forward to it.
TD: Wow, it looks so cool back there. Give me the backstage tour.
HB: Okay, c'mon back.

He chickened out at the end of this, but he had her! And that's the game right there man! Fucking awesome!

Just thought I would share that for those who have not read it or forgot about it. Sweet ass.

Over and Out!

Beedlz