first night since joining forum

[BlueSteal]

Hi all, my first field report since joining the forum a few days ago.


Game I try to get my friends to play to work them into "gaming".

Think of your own random job and convince a girl on a one to one that you do it. If you do, someone from the group buys you a shot.

Last night I was a coconut picker from belize who went to fill in for the monkeys (who are trained in coconut picking) because they are all on sick leave with swine flu. Completely obsurd I agree, out of the 4 people I told this to, one believed me... One shot of tuaca for me! As we all know.. its not what you say, its how you say it!

It's light entertainment and for my friends who arent into this PUA stuff, its a way to get them involved in opening sets.


So ... Goal of the evening... teach my friends a bit of game and help them out with getting girls numbers and do a bit of practice in preparation for freshers next week!


Cocktail bar, first stop.

I start the evening by chatting to the barmaid, I asked for a cocktail, she asked if I wanted a pitcher or single. On came the banter of "you work on comission?!" and "trying to get my drunk".. etc etc.. ended up working quite well to the annoyance of others waiting to be served.. Until my "wingman" came in put his arm round me and says to her "so is my boyfriend causing you any trouble?".... the little shit!

So after a near pitcher of long island ice tea, I'm pumped! We drink up and move onto a pub. Now I'm not on my best game by now, I'm fairly drunk.. but still want to give it my best as I'm here to teach friends.

We go straight to the bar. Place is proper busy. Whilst waiting to be served, girl stands besides me waiting to order. I open with the cheesy.."is it usually this busy.... damn!!" After the opener we're straight into conversation, turns out she's a teacher..boom! straight into child hood regression.After more conversation, I do the standard "i should be getting back to my friends now... before I go..." line. We agree to meet outside in the smoking area later on to continue where we left off.

Smoking break later we hit it off. Straight in with the kino and further conversation. Now my friends are fairly close by listening to see if I run the "coconut picker" routine.. I bottle it! We go inside and another table is having arm wrestles.. We enter just as a guy lets this girl beat him. I'm ofcourse straight over there, see if I have what it takes. I challenge her and take her down in seconds! I am the champion! Next the teacher challenges me, before I start I say loser buys the drinks. We arm wrestle and BOOM, I win again. Drinks are on her! Fuck me, I'm on fire!! I'm on a role at this point! Rugby guy challenges me... fuck it! I've beaten 2 girls, I'm game.. I don't last long, so I goto the bar with HB7 and discuss my defeat.

After shots and conversation her friend comes to join in.. we're talking a 3/10. So the standard routine comes into play, befriend the friend so when they walk off and talk they are both saying "aww he's so awesome and super hot!". I get stuck in a conversation in a very lame conversation with 3/10.. still.. try maintain party vibe! HB7 gets bored and walks off. bitch! was my idea! So I'm alone with her friend... She asks what I do for a job...and I'm going for it! "I've just got back from 2 months in belize working on a fruit farm... funny story really.." She completely buys it! My firends buy me a victory shot.


We're leaving. I tell the HB7 . She wants to get coffee soon, so I number close.

...

I'm now at the club smoking area with a couple of friends, deal is we'd all go off for a few minutes and open a set on our own. We break up and I open a 3 set of HB8's.

"thats a intersting symbol you have on the back of your top, what does it mean?" After that conversation came easily. Played with them for a bit, negging, banter, kino, etc. Now at this point I think I've got what it takes to convience them of my job. I want those shots! Mid way through my routine, my wing fails his set so comes intrudes on mine with the "hahahaha.. you know its bullshit what he's saying"... A cheap tactic to try and appear more alpha male and not buy me my well earned drinks. Fuck him, I put him in his place and carry on with my set. I didnt close (thanks to my "wing"), but atleast i've got a group of HB8's who are willing to dance with me later to help me work the club.


... more dancing / drinking ...

Again outside in the smoking area (god bless the smoking ban!) .. a homeless man trying to chat up a HB8... I go over to her and say..
"hey babe, sorry I'm late.. how was uni today btw, we havnt had a chance to talk since you got back". She gave me the confused look, to which I moved in and whispered "roll with it, thought i'd come bail you out". She replied "ah thanks babe, yeah was great! Where have you been?" Now this one was the most fun of the evening. She was very playful but full of teasing and negging (I know not everyone here is a fan of negging, but for my style it works really well). She was on fire! Was a lot of banter and kino on both sides. We agreed to meet on the dancefloor.... I'm off to dance! In heinsight that was a guarenteed k/f close there... but ce la vie.


Now I could wait for HB8 to come dance with, or... !!! WAIT !!! a guy dancing as good as me? whoah... DANCE OFF!!!

Ends up just me and him on the dance floor, everyone standing around watching and cheering as we're having one epic dance off! We were on fire!!!! Don't know who won, but we high fived and dance off was over!


Whilst im on the dance floor, I notice a barmaid who I chatted up a few nights back and challenged her to a game of Jenga at the bar. She lost and still owes me a drink! Despite her being with another guy, she wouldn't stop coming up to me when I was mid dance with other girls shouting "JENGAAA!!!!! HIGH FIVE!!!!". Pfft, she had her chance.


I end the night with getting very close with a girl on the dance floor and impressing her with my moves. I go to kiss her.. as you do... and she moves back. Now thats a first! wtf! Now I pride myself in being a wicked awesome dance. Think john travolta from greece meets napoleon dynamite. Either way, she moves back straight into a girl holding a drink. They turn around start arguing and shouting. I'm out of there!

I duck and move behind the crowd and shes trying to point me out to two very angry girls covered in coca cola.

I decide enough is enough, I'm wasted, cant dance and want some noodles.

So I get a taxi home.


So you can see why I posted in the wingman forum!

What I learnt from the night:
- Work the venue.
- My playful / cocky game is so congruent with my personality and works a treat
- My wingmen are crap
- Constantly open sets
- Kino, kino, kino, kino

What I shall do next time:
- Close quicker
- Find a better wingman
- Less alchol
- Practice some direct game


Hope thats ok for my first field report... bit long though

[Jaz]

Good work, onwards and upwards from here bro!

[Blanca]

Good field report mate, it sounds like you have a very similar style to me - lots of banter and teasing. The difference is you seem to have made it work a little better! I'll be taking some of these pointers on board next time I'm out, they're good.

[Wheeler]

Cool read Dan. I have much to learn from you.

Nick

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[Syn]

Entertaining field report! Thanks.

I thing your self feedback is spot on!

Chat to your wings about how VERY COOL and different you all come off as when you BIG each other up. Have a fine system so if a wing AMOGs you THEY have to buy you drink, that should do it! Watch the girls reaction when you big up your mates, it's so different than how NORMAL guys work, straight away puts you ahead of the game. You ALWAYS want the girls to think, "this guy is different!" Even if they are thinking you are wierd/gay etc! I have had this work before! :-)

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