GROUP: Mystery's Lounge
SUBJECT: Field Report - Speed Closing
AUTHOR: Tyler Durden

Alright guys I'm not sure you probably all know this one already, but it's one of my favorites and I thought I had to post it up here just in case some of you have not read it. It's GREAT! So just to get things straight this comes from The Game. It's by Neil Strauss and if you haven't read it... well you should.

Tyler Durdan goes into an booster juicer shop! He see's a 7.5 Redhead and goes for it!

TD: So which mango is better mango hurricane or mango breeze?
HB: Mango Hurricane
TD: Awesome! I'll have the breeze.
HB: Ha ha okay. Which booster do you want?
TD: What are boosters?
HB: Those things on the sign on the wall
TD: Ooh, so I can get energy and vitamins and shit in it then. Awesome, I'll be a new man after I drink this. This is the shit!
HB: Ha ha
TD: High-Five!
HB: Okay! (She high fives TD) Wow that was like the coolest thing that happened to me all day!
TD: Pretty bored huh?
HB: Yeah it sucks here.
TD: Hmm, well guess what?
HB: What?
TD: I love you.
HB: Ha ha. Um okay, I love you too.
TD: Awesome we are going to get married. Wow you really can find love in the strangest places, like right here at the booster juice.
HB: Ha ha
TD: Wait a sec. I know, close your eyes.
HB: Why?
TD: Just do it.
HB: Are you going to steal my cash register or something?
TD: No, nothing like that. I swear. Remember I love you.
HB: Okay (Closes eyes)

The counter was pretty wide. So Tyler bends over superman style horizontal and kisses her. As soon as he did she starts screaming like fucking crazy!

HB: Ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

People were looking at Tyler, flabbergasted and shocked. She was freaking out, screaming like a banshee, flailing her arms around and shit. Tyler was thinking, " Fuck, fuck, fuck, I knew this shit would backfire someday. Fuck. I should have waiting for more IOI's or something "

TD: Um, I said I loved you first.
HB: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!
TD: Um, are you ok?
HB: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
TD: Uh oh!
HB: Um, okay. That will be five dollars and thirty one cents.

She was trying to regain her composure by talking, but was still screaming intermittently.

TD: Please calm down.
HB: Yeah, I'm okay now. What's your name? (CLASSIC)
TD: Please don't call the police on me.
HB: No, no it's just for the computer, I ask everyone.
TD: Okay. It's Tyler.
HB: Wow, that's an awesome name
TD: Um, thanks. What's your name?
HB: Lauren
TD: I like that.
HB: Oh my God, that was the most awesome thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life!
TD: Cool!
HB: Oh my God, you rock. Oh my God, I love you! That was fucking awesome!
TD: Glad to be of service. I promise I'll come back again. I'll make you close your eyes again.
HB: Will you do more next time? (winks)
TD: I won't let you down. You know I love you.
HB: I'm looking forward to it.
TD: Wow, it looks so cool back there. Give me the backstage tour.
HB: Okay, c'mon back.

He chickened out at the end of this, but he had her! And that's the game right there man! Fucking awesome!

Just thought I would share that for those who have not read it or forgot about it. Sweet ass.

Over and Out!

Beedlz

Field report!? Unless you are Tyler this is in the wrong place.
If it is Tyler, I love your stuff.
If you're not you might want to check out The Blueprint Decoded (Audio version)

Yeah, let's hear your field reports beedlz unless you are Tyler!

If so, welcome to the best Forum there is!!

I know i said iwassn't going to post anything on this forum untill shit changes.. BUT.... Copied and pasted directly out of "The Game" Dude!!!

This is taking up space where there are genuine field reports, like 'My First Day Game Thread' This should be moved to Tips & Techniques or something.

Sure my thread might not be A class exemplar stuff to read, but all our reports however insignificant or unglorious are part of a universal learning.

Hey there dudes. I did say if you at the top of my post that that I got this out of 'The Game' by Neil Strauss.

I knew mostly all the guys would have read it, but I thought for those who had not it's one of my favorite field reports ever.

And by the way it took me ages to write it out so stop giving me grief alright!

I wasn't at all trying to claim to be Tyler. Ha ha! I'm no where near close to that guy as a PUA.

Alright, hope that clears it all up! Any comments on the actual field report, I think it's actually awesome! Simple, fun and effective wouldn't you say?



It is a field report just not mine, but I thought if guys had forgot it or you know. Just for fun really. I'll slap one of my own field reports on here for fun too.

Whatever man, I don't think anyone thought you were claiming it was you. Just that it is totally in the wrong place.

Plus The Game is essentially a work of fiction.


Peace,

kowalski

Well Dude. I am new to this forum and thought that it was the right place - it is a field report and this is the field report section. As for the Game being fiction, are you saying he made most of it up? Sounds pretty real to me + the book claims to be non fiction.

Whatever man! Delete it please. Seems to have caused more trouble then it's worth. My intentions were good!!!

Don't worry about it dude it'll be ok most of it was a bit of banter.

Also the Da Vinci Code claims to be based on real 'facts' too.

Yo beedlz, I did find your writing this out a good read in fairness so I'll quit with the petty comments about moving the thread!

The report is a good demonstration of the worth of day game, pulling the trigger and the effects of taking a girl completely by suprise in a romantic/sexual way by escalating hard. Fiction or non-fiction, dressed up or fact the principles remain.