So I went out into Scunthorpe on Saturday. I was already going to meet up with a girl i #closed last week so the night was promising.
Started off in the Light club. My friends know about sarging but are naturals themselves so kinda take the piss a little while at the same time pushing me to open sets and are very encouraging. So in the Light they were like 'go chat to them, open this set, open that set'. Unfortunately this made me feel under too much pressure to open so i bottled it. I then saw an amazing hb9 walking around, she was 6'1", taller with heels, killer legs absolutely stunning. No way i could open her, so we left and went to Class 6. Not much going on in there so took advantage of the drink deals while watching my friend J hitting on a 5 set in the smoking area. J simply does not give 2 shits about hitting on any number of women i dont know how he does it.
We then left, walked straight out into the street slap bang in the middle of hb9 and her friends.
My friends saying 'go talk to her, do you want me to open?' so i let my friend open this stunner and i came in to chat to her.
I asked 'how tall are you without those heels?' she says 6'1". I say give me an idea trying to get her to come down to my eye level (im 6'2"), but she just snaps 'i said 6'1"', so i ask if shes coming to Love nightclub. She's waiting for her friends to decide but she wants to, so i say to just come in with me and my friends and her friends will follow. She then proceeded to snatch my get a free drink in Love sticker off my top so i use the 'bad girl, keep that up and i'll put you over my knee and spank you' line. She then kinda walked over to her miserable as fuck sister who was giving me such evils as i have never seen before, and starts doing what i guess was supposed to be a cute, naughty girl, come spank me kind of pose. To me she didnt pull off whatever this look was meant to be and it just occured to me this girl is a complete dick she really loves herself (something my friend B said he had realised also). So i walk away to Love.
In Love i meet C who has been txting me all week to meet. After saying hi she just wanders off. We go for a drink. Most people are waiting for Jack Branning to make his guest appearance so i shoot the shit with a few girls about him to lose my aa.
I never actually open my own set but i was happy to chat to girls my friends had opened already, trying out the is kissing cheating shit and other simple lines. I have a problem with knowing what to say after i use these though so im figuring out how to overcome that.
HB9 does eventually come in but i cant be arsed with her.
J says to me llets go get some girls, and im right behind him.
He opens a 3set. He only chats to 1 but she is friendly enough. The other 2 are looking miserable as sin. I ask 'whats up with your friends' she says i dont know you need to cheer them up'. As i turn to them they just up and away looking arsey as hell. Fuck them then. J #closes and we leave.
Later on C who i had txted come into the smoking area tongue down another dudes throat. I wondered why she had pestered me to meet her when she doesnt even talk to me then pulls someone else???
Eventually after throwing a couple of lines here and there with no real effort we get bored and leave.
What i learnt - i need to learn to open my own sets, its really not that hard. I need to work on my conversation skills for after i use a opener/routine.
Hot girls seem to be mostly angry bitches.

I will post sundays report in a new thread it gets even weirder.