Hey guys. Thursday was crazy. A night when I didn't have to do any approaching, I guess with worcester being so small I'm getting to have some social proof from regulars.

First of all I'm approached by this girl I've been seeing, doesn't really count but she's lost her friend so I manage to slip in that she can stay at mine if she's stuck. Win!

Secondly I'm approached by one of my ex-fiancees friends. I'm just being friendly but she's giving me IOI's like crazy. I say I've gotta go lean in for a hug and kiss her on the cheek but she turns her head in to the kiss.

Thirdly I'm approached by this girl that I did an amazing cold read on months ago, HB9. She's really happy to see me and we chat for a while during which time my afc mate lifts my coat at the back as bizarrely he's talking to some girl about my ass. I turn and she gestures to him.

Me: A likely story.
Her: I've got a boyfriend
Me: But he hasn't put a ring on your finger (massive grin)

Unfortunately she was drunk and this somehow was translated in to you're a moose and could never have a boyfriend. I get slapped and a huge amount of abuse. It was just funny, she really did hit like a girl.

Two things I've learnt. One: I don't need to turn it on anymore it just happens. Two: Being slapped is nothing to be scared of. Good times.

Rock n roll