I went out last Saturday night and got completely wasted, to the point of black out.

When I woke up the next morning I could not find my keys in the house. I went out to check if my scooter was there and it wasn't. I decided to go for a walk to try and find it. I would ring the buzzer later and get one of my flat mates to let me in.

I saw the group of friends I had been with the previous night. They were out having a Sunday beer. None of them could remember what I had done with my scooter either. I decided to join them for a beer.

I sent some text messages to the Austrian girl, in which I was being a bit needy and dramatic. She called me and said she wanted to see me.

I went to the place where I was supposed to meet her and bumped into some other friends who had both my scooter and my keys!!!

Apparently they had seen me drunk the night before and had driven me home and then one of them had borrowed my scooter.

Together we went to my mate's squat and took drugs together, when I was supposed to be meeting this girl.

Then we went back to the bar, which was also the place I had told her to meet me. She rang again and told me she had come and had not seen me and then gone home. She came out again.

When she arrived, I was drunk and high. She spent the entire time mothering me, kissing me, and holding my hand.

Then she insisted on taking me to get me something to eat. I wasn't hungry but she made me eat.

I told her that we had to go back to my friends as I had given them money for more drugs.

She shouted at me a bit, but I insisted.

After a while I walked her the short distance home and made out with her.

The next day she came to my house and immediately gave me the best sex I've had in a long time.

I did everything wrong and it couldn't have gone better.

What exactly did you do wrong?

I guess some girls are really drawn to this kind of thing. Pete Doherty (who is one of my heroes) does very well with the ladies.

what is your criteria for him being one of your heroes?

I like his hats... other than that he's a fucking douche hole.

Midas, Frank is awaiting you call - 0800 77 66 00

He has a lot of style and is an original artist. There is something darkly poetic about him. He is also witty and intelligent.

Falling stars burn the most brightly.

Why? Because the Sun newspaper tells you that he is?

Why because the NME tells you that he is?

You've already banged this girl, Midas, it is over. You can, pretty much, do whatever you want now and she'll go with it.


Peace,

kowalski

Well said. But its the diamonds in the earth that are cherished most highly.

hang on, so being a cunt doesnt work where u are from when i say it, but when u realise it so... its a truism.

Maybe bein a pussy around girls is the same as all lads are.

u wer just not assed

women cant get enuf of tha