Can anyone remember a girl that I was talking to / dancing with in Prive?

I getting her number, but, for the life of me, I can't remember what she looked like... or if she was worth texting back. I don't remember there being any crazy mingers in that place... but I'm sure I would have remembered if she was a stunner?

I don't think you'd taken any before I left, and that was approaching 1am, so it must have been after that...

It had to be done, it must one of the weirdest quotes I have said lately

So a quick reminder of the some of the moments over the weekend, don't have time to write a full FR as too many things happened:

Bath: Rebus covered most of them but still:

good laugh for 2h drive to Bath, driving in circles around the Hostel to find a parking, Tebbs shows us this wicked free parking space, turns out in the morning we get a massive parking ticket, but got a warning txt from him later in the next day when we were already in Bristol

Crappy Hostel, we get in to the 12-bed room and this weird guy (Snake Eyes called him the txt-ing guy) tells us that he got it all sorted, the lady bag in the window hook is his to avoid it getting accidentally open, he already turned on the heater and shows us which beds are taken

Decide to get a quick drink at Bellushi as it was cheaper with the Hostel cards, warm up with a few sets, including this 2, later 3 canadian set which give me the first killer quote: me and Snake Eyes were chatting up someth random, then the Hostel part comes in, we say someth about having a pyjama party, then this HB6-7 says: OMG, this must be the worst pick-up line I have ever heard Hard to recover from that, the girls say they will be there drinking all night so we move along.

But big surprise, our cards don't work to the main hotel entrance, Rebus & Snake Eye get lucky and get theirs changed, me & Craigus are left with no cards at all.

Meet up with the others, a bit of a slow start at Rev Vodka, didn't feel the vibe, most of the sets unresponsive or maybe it was my state

Much better at Blu, dance floor game, get opened by a few random blokes, weird but still having a friendly chat. Everybody is there to have fun on the dance floor, MB & Rebus open the Czech set, Craigus & tebbs another 2 set on top of the stairs, will let them tell you more about it. Having a laugh on the dance floor with a few sets, but not going anywhere.

At this point me & Craigus we decide to try another club as it's getting late. We manage to get in for free at 'Back 2 mine' although earlier they wanted a fiver, 15 min later it's closing. It's started to look like we're going to sleep in the car but decide to still go on, outside it's pouring with rain.

Next to the only other club open, Moles, the whole momentum changes, we find out Snake Eyes is scoring already, go in to the Dance floor and start opening and just having fun. Notice this 2 polish birds set dancing with each other, whisper to one of them in the ear: R U girls gonna kiss or what? Straight away they start making out, but they look 2 busy with each other and they get surrounded by 5-6 blokes. Get the txt from Rebus that he's coming over, so decide to go up. We meet up, but not much to do upstairs, so go back down. One of the polish birds is watching her friend dancing with 2 guys so open her again, 1 min later her friend comes back and
they start grinding me in the middle, should have escalated a bit more, still had a good time.

We go outside and Rebus notices the Czech set, we invite them for a drink, but found ourselves at the Hostel door a few min later. We can't go in to our room as it's dark and quiet, so go into this noisy room close by, having a bit of a laugh and of the course the big quote, but a bit of explaining here: one of the guys is pointing to me and tells me I look like the killer in the Hostel so my tired half-drunk subconscious mind tells me to reply: I am not the killer

Will come back with the Bristol later...

Bristol - Saturday 19 February 2011

Bristol crew: MonkeyBuster, BCB, Sweden
+ London crew: Craigus, Snake Eyes, Johnnyb, Rebus
+ Near-London crew: Cefai, Tebbs, Matt

...starring in a massive mash-up from the forum, "The Night of the Hats and the Long Legs"

Or, "Hat Tricks plus a Soccerette"

HAT TRICK
At Vodka Rev’s we witnessed the magic of BCB’s hat! Man, we needed to get in on this headwear-based seduction. BCB was holding a hottie (and her friends) spellbound with flipping his hat down his arm and was tying her hair with the ribbon taken off his hat! She was loving it!

Out on the mean streets of Bristol, Craigus and me mugged some gypsy vagabond for hats. We hit the Privé club and for those outside our forum mash-up group it must have seemed like there were dozens of red cowboy hats in there – but really only two, coz we kept passing them amongst the guys in our group. I was striding up and opening by plonking a hat on my target bird. Lovin’ it.

LONG LEGS # 1
You guys on the same page about the sexiness of hot birds in football tops? Soccer AM’s Soccerettes anyone?

Out on the mean streets at 2 AM, I spied a petite young blonde stunna, clad in a teeny-weeny size 4/6 ladies’ high-armed cut Manchester United top, with above-the-knee Man Utd socks, black (like football boots) high heels and… the kicker (pun intended) was… tiny black lycra hotpants. She was forty yards away, so I took the free kick, sprinting up the hill past the defence and showed her my tackle (not quite; the last bit pushed football analogy in this report a bit too far). Opened with, "tell me, you MUST have watched Man Utd v Crawley Town today?". Affirmative. A fat friend in the Man Utd white away top appeared, telling me that they were out to celebrate the petite hottie's twentieth.

I put on the Rebus street show – salsa dancing, kino, kino, eye contact – and she was lovin it. She loved my red hat because she said it matched her red Man U top; I did push-pull with the hat rather than just allowing her to keep it on (put hat onto her, then took hat away from her, she complains, cocky-funny, eventually repeat this sequence…).

After fifteen minutes, her group jumped in a taxi. We kissed, holding her petite frame while taxi door was open. Before I left, her fat friend leaps out of the taxi and demands the same kissing treatment AND my red cowboy hat! Ha-ha! On yer rather large bike luv. Walked off with JohnnyB, Craigus and Snake Eyes who’d been waiting patiently on the street for me; we headed across town.

LONG LEGS # 2
Miss Legs #2 was taller than me but only due to the killer heels. Long, golden tanned, perfect "thigh-less" legs ending with another pair of skimpy black lycra hotpants. Gotta have it. I saw her from the other side of a wide main road and said to Snake Eyes, Craigus and JohnnyB "over there! she’s fit!".

Her group crossed the road. Chat, kino, chat, our male group of four and her female group of three walked together for a bit, then I did Rebus street show: salsa dancing, kino, more salsa dancing, then picked her up high into my arms and ran with her towards the dockside shouting that I’d throw her in the river! She screams! My sub-conscious told my conscious mind that this should be the start of further negging as this bird is fit and, crucially, knows it.

HB Legs: I have a degree!
Her friend: Me too, we met a Uni.
Rebus: What did u guys study?
Her friend: Mathematics
HB Legs: Geography
Rebus: [turned my body completely away from HB Legs, so now I was only facing her friend the Mathematician] OK, I’ll talk to you, as I need someone intelligent for this
Her friend: blah-blah… blah-blah
Rebus: blah-blah… blah-blah
HB Legs: Hey you can involve me too!
Rebus: OK, I’ll give you something to colour in
[...this is an in-joke summarising my lowly opinion of Geography syllabuses]
Rebus: [I resumed chat exclusively with her friend the Mathematician]

Snake Eyes later commented his observation on negging’s effectiveness, "it had a clear effect what you did, she really felt shut out when your approach changed and I could see that she wanted your attention while you chatted to one of her [way less attractive] friends."

About ten minutes later, I tried #-closing her (she lives in South of England too) without success. But we all had a great laugh in the chase.
Great weekend lads in Bath and Bristol. You guys are da bomb.

Ah yes, the legends that are my hats. They're like wingmen all by themselves. I have four triblys, a boater, a top hat, some Australian hats, a Russian Ushanka and even a bright red bowler. They make for the easiest introduction that you'll ever have - walk over, plonk hat on their head, wait for the cameras to come out, you're in. Simple.

I'll be honest, I'd never taken the red tie off that hat and let people tie their hair up with it before. I'm going to have to do that one again.

I knew the hottie was worth knowing when I was explaining that the red band came from a Ryu fancy dress costume and she screamed "I LOVE STREETFIGHTER". That's a class girl right there!

Sweet! I'm playing SF4.
I'd reply, right u be Cammy and I'll be Ryu, and we'll get it on.
She might react with shock at sexual implications.
I'd then say, get it on...? As in, toy fighting! What did u think that I meant?
..... then after her reply, I'd reply with YOU DIRTY GIRL.

I actually said "Oh, is that why you're dressed like Blanca?"
It got the desired response, because she hit me. In a good way.

Could have quite easily number closed her, but didn't, purely to maintain a sense of morality

Completely agree about this, I have a straw boater.

Unfortunately I'm not allowed to wear it as all my local bars/clubs have a "no hat" policy.

Classy huh?

ps. loving the FR guys!

Brief outline of what happened to me in Bath and Bristol:

Bath:
Went to talk to people in band area to warm up. Polite chat. Led to stuff to talk about with next set.

Approached mixed set (2f 1m). Asked about area etc. Sat down had chat. Was flirting reasonably well with fit one. Good warm up.

I then joined Craigus and JohhnyB who were talking to Canadians. I told them all I had to know about Canadians and suggested we had a pillow fight which they didn’t seem to like too much.

We then went to another bar and I chatted with hen party for a bit.

I then saw a girl arguing and looking sexy. I said ‘hey you look feisty. You look sexy with hair like that (something along these lines). I flirted with her for a bit. She told me she fancied me, I tried to kiss her. She said not yet. Got her number and she left.

I then went to the bar for fucking ages which killed my state! I hate waiting at bars. I only wanted a tap water really!

After losing everyone else I eventually met everyone in a new club. The club was ok, but I was worried it was getting late and there didn’t seem to be too much going on for me in there, so I text girl from earlier.

No reply!

Fuck it, lets just check out the club she mentioned and come back here. I have a stamp.

The other club was f’ing miles away!! Anyway I eventually got there and put all my acting skills to the test when I ‘bumped into her’ again and we were both astonished at what a coincidence it was! Ok bit creepy perhaps, but worked.

She seemed to love playing rock paper scissor which was a bit weird and then we went back to hers and it got a whole lot weirder. Those of you who know me know the full story, but in brief it involved me showering with a girl and a cat, ordering a girl to shave her vagina (in the nicest way possible!), the girl getting dressed and undressed a lot of times and eventually me having sex with her and waking up in bed with a lot more cats (a lesser man would make a pun about pussy here, but I am not going to !!)

Bristol:

We met a few Bristol guys. It is obvious all of us London lot were feeling a bit tired and unsociable after the night before. Rebus and Craigus go off for energy drinks and bright red hats. Johhny B and I made an agreement to open until we’re no longer being little pussies in our own head.

Anyway this is what we do and I must admit I didn’t get any real solid results this night, but I had a whole lot of fun and my night was a damn sight better than if I had succumb to my own negative inner head torment!

Lots of sets opened, but was struggling to push past the friendlier barrier on this night. Probably because I wasn’t feeling that sexy or sexual myself.

The set I learned from the most from was this ultra hot girl in a 2 set in some swanky R&B place that we went to. They were the fittest girls in the club I thought (especially the 1 I was after). They had been quite moody the whole time I had been there, but I managed to break through this and get them both laughing. This involved silly role plays/stories and creating an imaginary friend for my target. Rebus also picked up on something I do which I wasn’t even aware of. Apparently when I’m locked in set I have very dominant body language and eye contact which now he’s pointed it out I can see. Remember the good stuff you do too people. Don’t just focus on what you are doing badly on!

Anyway Bristol is cool and I’m well looking forward to going up there again!

Lessons Learnt

1. The only ‘successful’ set of the weekend was the Bath girl I slept with. I opened her very direct and was acting completely on my own intentions. It was sexual straight away. This is the vibe I need to be aiming for. This friendly bullshit I was doing in Bristol ain’t gonna fly!

2. Blueprint special – don’t resist, take action. I have been really trying to implement this since I first heard it. I feel Bristol was a good step in that direction. Ended up been an epic fun night!

3. Role and story telling works for me well…..

4. Also I have good body language and eye contact when locked in. Well done me….

5. However, I just need to be pushing these sets when they get too friendly and start taking more risks. Last time I did my 5 a day I really focused on what openers are working best for me. I’m over that now. Approaching is easy. When I do 5 a day again (prob April) I’m really going to have a look at what I do that flicks that switch from friendly chat to attraction!

6. The camera and social stuff I mentioned in ‘Rock Club’ night.

7. Also noticed I’m a bit of a lone wolf when I go out. I think I need to start chatting with my wings more on nights out and open sets together etc. I must admit I do get AA a lot more when around people I know and I need to break through this!