so today, the phones wer down in work, so i decided to take lunch, i went alone to a cafe and ordered a soup!

a sat down next to a good lookin girl with her hair dyed BRIGHT RED & her friend.

They wer havin this convo.


"and then some random lad asked her to get in the car & she said ok. Can you beleive that??"


to where i but in...

"i like her she sounds like my type of girl"

this was then followed by convos that she sold sex toys(i must attract them).. i asked her if her bag was full of dildo's or was she a terrorist and it was a bomb

lots of piss takin

Anyway mid convo somethin was said and i relied, I cant im always too busy...

"OOOOH INTRUIGING WHAT DO U DO" so thats always a good thing to say

she then told me how amazing she was, i said

" ah so am i, i amazing at everythin, its all about controling everything around you" Her reply "are you in control of this situation"...

Me: "well we are still speaking arn't we"!! at this point i had her

anyway, so i was about to leave to which i asked

Hey you, fancy meetin up for a drink??

to which she replied "oh i dunno im aways busy"

I smiled & said

"shut up & give me ur number"

She replied (whilst getting her number from her phone)

U cant tell me to shut up (which faded from full volume to a whisper).

BAM, number close.. thats how to show dominance ... she was FEISTY!! like that

Nice work Phil! Goes to show all men have dicks but what gets pussy is dicks and balls! lol

what kind of soup was it?

nice man, "im always busy", love it! stolen!

actually it was her who said that, i didnt know what to say so i just bullied her

with

SHUT UP, GIVE ME UR NUMBER

essentially u can do that for any shit they throw at u, its like

cut the crap, give me ur number!

cauliflower cheese

mansoup>?
Creamofsomeyounguy>?

nice soup