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Pigeons and Charity -
24-02-2011, 04:07 PM
Ok, so I was doing nothing this afternoon, so I decided to hit the mean streets of Bristol and try out a big of day game.
Now, I've not really been out with the sole intention of running day game before, so I was a little apprehensive at first, but that soon cleared.
My goal was to attempt two number closes on two 7+ girls, win or lose.
As I wandered around the town wondering where to start, I suddenly remember that my band had suggested we wear comedy moustaches for our gig tonight (don't worry, this is going somewhere), so I decided to pick them up from Poundland before I start chatting to people.
So, bag of moustaches in hand, I start to look for a first target. It so happens that the way I got talking to her was about as perfect as could be. As I turned a corner, I scared a group of pigeons that were sitting on the floor, and as they flew off, a solid HB7 coming the other way got scared and screamed. I had zero time to neg myself out, zero time to overthink it and just went straight for the kill.
Me: "Haha, that was hilarious how you screamed"
Her: "God that was frightening"
Me: "I hear they're more frightened of you than you are of them... but I think in this instance that wasn't the case"
Her: "I really hate pigeons"
Me: "Poor sweet little pigeons?"
Her: "Yeah, they poo on you"
Me: "Isn't that supposed to be good luck?"
Her: "It doesn't feel very lucky"
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... few other bits and bobs back and forth...
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Me: "Would you like me to be your pigeon bodyguard? I'd walk alongside you and scare them away when needed"
Her: "Are you available 24/7?"
Me: "I'd have to check my schedule"
Her: "You do that and let me know"
Me (gets out phone): "Give me your number then and I'll let you know how my diary looks. I'm going to save you as Pigeon Lady"
Her (laughs): "Ok, it's 07.............."
Me: "Cool. Right then Pigeon Lady, well I have more people to go and rescue, but if something opens up in my schedule soon I'll drop you a line, ok?"
Her: "Sounds good to me"
Me: "Bye then"
...and eject.
Phew, that felt good. The fact that it all happened to quickly was awesome I had no time to stress out about it. Feeling a bit more in state, I go looking for number two and see a MenCap collection girl (HB7 again) sitting on a wall having a fag and looking like she's about to cry.
I walk over and sit next to her.
Me: "Let me guess, everyone's been really shitty to you today, right?"
Her: "Is it that obvious?"
Me: "You look like the last fifty people you tried to stop told you to fuck off"
Her: "That's pretty close to the truth"
Me: "Yeah, people can be dicks"
Her: "Yeah they can"
Me: "Well, I'll be honest, I didn't come over here to sign up to MenCap, but you looked like you might want to chat to a friendly face for a little bit"
Her: "Really? That's so nice, I'd love that - by the way, I must say you're dressed really cool"
Me: "Thanks, I like to have my own sense of style"
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... five minutes of conversation passes where we talk about how she hates her job, about the fact I'm a musician and am playing a gig tonight (and some next week), I use the moustaches as props and we have a laugh trying some on, and I generally make her feel better from her shitty mood
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Her: "I'll admit, you've made me feel loads better"
Me: "I'm glad, that's what I'm here for"
Her: "I'll do anything to repay the favour"
Me: "Hmmmm.... how about a silly dance?"
Her: "Ok" (she gets up and dances in the street for about ten seconds)
Me: "Right, so your skills aren't in dancing... you should just give me your phone number instead"
Her: "07..."
Me: "Whoa, slow down, let me get my phone out. Ok, go"
Her: "077............. Hey, I should come and see you play sometime next week"
Me: "Sounds good, I'll drop you a text to let you know where I'll be"
Her: "Can I take your number too"
Me: "Sure, it's 07............."
Her: "Right, well I'd better get back to work. Thanks again [my name]" (she gives me a massive hug and kisses me on the cheek)
Me: "Ok, enjoy the rest of your day"
...and I leave.
5 minutes later, phone beeps
Her: "Thanks again. You really made my day. Make sure you text me about next week, or I'm around at the weekend if you want a drink x"
So, all-in-all, two attempts and two successful number closes. They both came from the "damsel in distress" angle really, but whatever works.
I think the main thing that I learnt though is just to be confident, a little bit cheeky and a little bit flirty, but overall to be a nice guy. At least in those situations anyway.
"Can't is the cancer of happen" - Charlie Sheen
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