So my Austrian ex calls me at about 22:30 and I refuse to answer. Sick of her shit, let her do some chasing.

My Italian friend introduces me to two drunk American women at the bar. One is a blond hb7 the other a brunette hb6 and a half. The blond is flirting with me loads, touching my arm, holding my hand and shit.

Then my mates all go home, leaving me with the two birds. I suggest that we go to another place; the blond is tired and cold but her mate is up for another drink. We walk the blond back to their apartment and then the brunette and I take my scooter.

I take her to a bar just around the corner from my flat. We get talking about Italy and I say to her, "Yeah, you know it's refreshing to talk to an American girl, Italians are so sexually repressed." She replies, "Well, I'm not. I'm a GOOD time girl." I reply, "Cool, here's to good times," and we toast and kiss. Then I add, "I just live around the corner come on lets go." She says, "Alright then."

We walk around to my flat and get naked straight away. I lick her out a bit then she sucks my cock. Then she has to go to the bathroom. She comes back and I fuck her. Then I say, "Cool, that was fun. No big deal. Want a lift home?"

When I get back I find that she has vomited all over my bathroom floor. So what? I got laid. That serves that Austrian doll right for fucking with a PUA!

Tomorrow, I'm gonna fuck the other one.

Are you drink driving all round italy midas or u just on the cokes? got an image of two drunks on a moped trying to traverse narrow cobbled streets to go home and fuck..nice report tho.

Everyone drink drives here. I didn't drink much though but to be honest I've been stopped by the cops before when I was completely slaughtered and falling off my scooter. They just made me chain it up and walk. Nobody gives a fuck here; it's like living in the game Grand Theft Auto.

that would be a pretty apt image!

It really amuses me that the game was invented in America where they have the easiest girls in the world by far.