feckin random night....

Txted a girl i had met once and only kissed recieved head from.
Said i woold pick her up, go for a drive in my new car in the countryside...

Collected her-- said lets find somwhere quiet...so she takes me to this country park totally in the middle of knowhere,

We pull in and there must have been about 3 cars parked up at seperate areas with lights off...
She says yeah its normal they are all here with girls etc minding their own business.
So i find a secluded spot and park up, lights off-- having a chat and holding hands with my girl.

Few cars turn up over a few minutes so now there are about 7 cars,
Porsche Boxster pulls in drives round with its lights switched off (its pitch black)

I say.. fuck this lets find somwhere quiet.

I drive off and pull back out onto the road-- drive off only to see all 4 cars pull out of the park in a long line after me

im like WTF IS THIS!, i turn off onto another road--they all follow.

So i pull over they all drive past except the Boxster turns off its lights and pulls in behind me about 20 feet away....

So i pull back out and drive on--- boxster pulls out and follows, so i pull in again-- boxster drive past me, turns tround and heads the opposte way.

Alls clear...so i pull out and drive around a load of random country roads looking for somwhere secluded noticed head lights behind me-- end up driving down a farm track, turn round to park up and notice a car up ahead with lights off... its the fucking boxster! hes followed me down and parked up a distance away with lights off.

So i drive back onto the road and drive off at speed, then take a random turn off and speed down there-- can see no lights anywhere.

I turn the car round and drive back on myself into a layby-- see a flash of head lamps over the hill ive come along.. obviously me and the girl are wondering wtf is going on.

So i decide to investigate and drive back along the road i came down-- FUCKING BOXSTER is parked up with lights off

so now im PISSED, pull in front of him--storm out my car over to his door, his windows down and i have a massive fucking rant at him

WTF are you doing you FUCKING FREAK -- he wont even look aup at me , middle aged chap 45ish, just looks at his phone

I said WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME -- he says 'im not following you (timid voice)

so i tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP before i drag him out the car-- say IF YOU DONT FUCK OFF AND FOLLOW ME AGAIN IM GOING TO FUCKING BURY YOU.

so after a load more drving, i find somwhere quiet and shag the girl-- she tells me she was scared to death he was either a copper or going to pull a knife on me, says her ex wouldnt have confronted him...but she thought it was a massive turn on..

the end

fucking random!-- these people shouldnt be allowed out

LOL. Great night. I'd say he most definitely wanted some action with you two, but then you confronted him and he got scared. Was he alone?

Shagged in a car whilst strangers look on.

And they say romance is dead.

Blimey. It's like something from a film. Scary sh*t. What a weirdo!

And people thought the good looking guy with the porsche would have all the girls he wanted. It goes to show.

i wasnt followin them tho!!

See you don't need a fast girl to impress a girl, if you just stop and have ago at the bastard it works just as well lol

A fast girl?