so i mentioned i got some girl number on a thread!! she does history
text her today so i thought id share the texts
Me: so other than learn about dead people, what else do you do for fun?
Her:Fun & Frolic is my speciality, Who is this?
Me: dont pretend like u always get asked for your number. its phil
her: Funny Fucker!! hows it goin good weekend?
Me: Not bad, tried stayin in... never happened, just finished college TIRED

x
her: OOOohh college, thought you would be a little old for college, what you learning?
Me: Im learning how to avoid girls who are bad for me... not learning too well
Her

oh Nice comeback, What are you learning
Me: music blah blah.. (just what i do)
Her: Still doin my degree, anyway enuf of our respective disciplines lets talk about somethin exciting!
Me:How About.. ur fit, im gonna fuck you untill you cant think str8!! excitin enuf for u?
Her: reletivly exciting, i actually meant extra curricular activites but that was a better response.. love a bit of cheeky!x
Me: well then im right up ur street, Goin asleep Night x
Her:It a bit early for bed, anyway enuf of text bollocks wen are we goin for a drink
Me: tomorow
Her: sounds good let me know
So for those of you who think bein straight forward from the off only works with
"thick scouse cunts"
shes a southerner, she studies history in uni!! which granted doesnt make her smart, but means it works on girls in general!
i just did this so anyone who thinks texting doesnt work, and or if you can use it for your own arsenal!