Hi All,

Went for my first group sarge with Sweden, MonkeyBuster and Glynn (sorry G, don't know your forum alias) on Friday 2nd April. I'm sure they'll post their conquests, but for the sake of this, I will give you my thoughts on the evening.

It was a pretty eventful with me opening various sets on HB 7 - 10's... straight away, one thing I've noticed that once I find it fairly straight forward to open hot groups, but find it difficult to command their attention to keep the flow of conversation going which then leads them to turn away and have their own little conversations which I find impossible to recover from.

So anyway, I opened a set next to the club we were planning on going to by going over and saying, 'I need a massive favour, the club next door is only letting in girls and mixed parties, so would you be able to come in with us'. They explained that they wouldn't be going to the club in question and that I just wanted to use them. I agreed to this statement. After a quick apology that this is possibly the worst way to introduce myself, I got all their names and isolated the hottest one and spoke for about 20 - 30 mins about jobs, ect... until 2 more of her friends turned up. I learnt the new friends names but alas, they had diminished the attention I once carried. I then tried to number close by saying, text me if you change your mind about the club thing. I handed my phone to her, she got halfway before stopping and saying 'well if we do go, you'll see us in there so I don't see the point of giving you my number'. I agreed and shortly left.

In the club, more sets to be smashed, with 3 defined openers.
1. Whats you opinion of guys who dance with their hands above their heads? its a bit gay don't you think? - which created a bit of debate.
2. Why the fuck dont you have a strap for that handbag!? You've lost the use of one of your arms!
3. My name is Flick (holding hand out to shake - this one was more effective on the dance floor later in the night).

One thing I've found, is that I'm instantly unattracted to any girl, no matter how hot, if she says 'i have a boyfriend'. I will leave it at that, say it was nice to meet you, ect. and leave.

I kissed a girl (HB 5) on the dancefloor. I asked if she was ok afterward, to which she replied 'no, i need to go to the bathroom'.... fucking brilliant.....

I then got off with another girl 30 mins later (HB 7, who I used the handbag opener on a few hours ago). It was pretty eventful and really enjoyed my time with PUA's - particularly as I thought the testosterone levels were going to go through the roof. Instead, I felt immencly happy to see the guys talking to different girl and even more so when I see them kiss closing. We each encouraged each other (me thrusting MB into a HB 8 set made of 6 - 7 girls was pretty good to see him open successfully) and to get feedback off the guys was bloody spectacular.

I've just got back from my first solo sarge tonight, but will post about that tomorrow.

Yes mate! Awesome night in the legendary MBargos. Thanks for thrusting me in to that 6 - 7 set... I was like a hand grenade in the middle of their dancing circle... though can't remember if it went any where after that... though I remember having a good laugh.

Soz I couldn't come out to double up on the solo sarge... I was HANGING the next day!

About getting into the club...

MBargos is hard to get in on a Friday / Saturday night - mixed couples only... which is complete bullshit... but hey, those are the rules. So I tend to Party close before I go in. Meet a few girls in the bar before hand... run up to a couple of girls on the street and tell them about this amazing night you can get them into... or in this case... I spied a couple of girls outside drinking a drink they had... it looked like they were downing it quick before they approached the club. I ram raided the opportunity taking the piss out of them about drinking cider in the street. Sweden joined in and we ended up having a laugh (and a burping competition - okay... not attractive... but on the wave length of these girls). We have a laugh and a giggle then Sweden really goes direct:

Sweden: You girls going to MBargo?
Girls: (In harmony) Yeah!
Sweden: (Grabs girl) right come on then...

They follow... we join the queue as a mixed group... we get in! Smash!

Don't ever plead with a girl to become part of your group... approach them.. be fun... tell them there's cheap drinks and awesome music in the club next door... "You girls should come!" If they say no... they find out where they're going and go there!

By the way Flick! I thought the pull was better than a 7 when I saw her... but I was pissed and tried to shag the door mat when I got in!

Give me a shout if you wanna go out this week mate. I'm defo for a bit more action you keen players!