Originally Posted by chops147

I usually use this to cushion. I use it with texting birds cos I don't want them to think I'm pissed off just being cheeky/taking the piss

Originally Posted by Jaz

Cant remember how we got to my room. I think I tried carrying her across the threshold before dropping her on the trouser press – smooth. Next bit is a total blur, I remember kissing her on the bed, but that’s it. However this is where it ends. The last thing I remember is waking up just before she slammed the door leaving me, it is still dark. I stand up and fall over. My pants are around my ankles. I look around the room hazy eyed, the telly is still on. I am full dressed, shirt, tie, and suit jacket except for my lower half of course. On the bed is an empty bottle of champagne surrounded by a small pool of sick. I find this highly amusing, slump against the door and pass out.

Originally Posted by Phil

i do it al the time to girls, i text like a school girl!

Originally Posted by nova

I was still thinking about this field report today. Epic.