met up with rudi, jaz, red, and that's it!

have a few beers. im usually the centre of attention because i am both the best looking and the most funniest. loosen up quite nicely. usual shit happens, we end up discussing where we are going to go for around 30 minutes, with rudi saying he doesn't wanna go locks, and some of us saying 'were goin locks'. yadda yadda yadda.

we end up going apothica. it was nice. quite small. talk to a beast of a woman who was drinking pints, lol, left convo.

rudi opens up a girl, who is with 2 friends. these girls are upper class, and very good looking. i walk over and put my arm around rudi and introduce myself. i can tell i am the man already. end up talking to them all, they are nice, posh and up from london. talked to the stunner of the group for a while, and i fucking mean a stunner. gorgeous gorgeous girl. at one point all 3 of us had a girl each (jaz joined the frey at this point). rudi and jaz leave, dunno why, faggots. i just chill for abit with all 3, they nice girls. set dies, we're leaving, adios ladies! (best set of the night, girl was goooooooorgeous).

me and red go to locks to meet greg, cardi steve. chode about a bit. chillin. drinkin. shootin the shit. greg somehow gets a hb5 to kiss me. she is kissing me and i wish she'd just stop. meh. cheers pal (dickwad). end up escorting some drunk girl outside, tried to kiss her she resisted, bad fucking news to be honest. she was far too drunk and actually needed help. (bad bad man, i know, there are no excuses for this behaviour).

choded about on dance floor. couldn't get myself to approach girls who looked my way.

exited locks, some girl gave me her number after i asked. bla bla , won't go anywhere.

went black dog. not much happened, but spoke to loads of birds. ended up minesweeping at the end, just asking loads of girls if they wanted to come back to reds. and thats about it.

all in all a fun night with the lads, plenty of birds, plenty of wank bank material. probably had about 5 wanks today, just floods and floods of delicious ladies going through my mind. mmmm




for some reason, i also really want a 16 year old bird. every since i spoke to some chinese bird and she said she was 16 (but then said she was 19) its been on my mind. which could be why i really gave the eye to this young looking girl on the dance floor.

all in all, good night for the manchester lads!
story of the night is how rudi took pills at a barbeque and ended up tripping out.... he was the only way to take pills, good job rudi

quite entertaining
you were in nearly all the same venues as me last night.

face, do you know greg? cannon show. were you with a guy called 'omar' ?

no mate
was out with mates who were back for the weekend.

getting a bit bored of nothern quarter seem to go same place everytime.

northern quarter i have been frequenting for 2 years. had a patch where i hated it, but i'm back in love. blue especially. classy classy classy venue.

Last night was pretty much the best night ever. Chicks everywhere. Probably a ratio of 3 birds to one guy. I was changing the game.

And you missed it.

please tell your mother to stop changing lipstick, my dick looks like a rainbow.

can u get rainbows that small

*some joke about leprechauns and pots of gold.* Kids go wild for your lucky charms.