Two days ago i bumped into another HB that i added on facebook a few months ago cos she was hot, a blonde 8.5..... I am sitting at the door of tesco waiting for the rain to settle cos its fucking pishing down, & along she comes with her 6.5 friend & sits down 15 feet away, also waiting for the rain to settle. I'm screaming to myself "3 SECOND RULE, 3 SECOND RULE, 3 SECOND RULE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUNNA SAY" & one minute later i realise if i dont talk to her i will really regret it cos i've fancied this girl since i first seen her, & now she is sitting right beside me! So i get up & walk over to them & she see's me coming directly towards her, i say to her "your name is definitely ******* isnt it?" she's like "yes, how do you know?" i tell her i know her from FB & they both laugh, then i tell her friend i know her from somewhere too, cos i thought i did, when the blonde says "probably FB" we all laugh, but it turns out i didnt know her from anywhere so this crash & burns, i change the subject by asking what they are up to (YOU PRICK DAN, THEY ARE LEAVING A SUPERMARKET) & we exchange short assed smalltalk about what we are up to, for a minute. The HB asked me again how i knew her & i told her we are friends on FB, which suprised her a little cos she smiles & is like "oh, right" (she must have had me down as just a stalker or something) she says "well at least you came & said hello". Then just before any awkwardness sets in they decide to make a bolt for thier car, they both tell me "nice to meet you" i say the same & away they go........... I could have & should have done better, but thats in fucking hindsight! Do any of you guys know how i should follow up on this? It will have to be through FB of course.... I need a date for a wedding in 8 days time, maybe i go direct & ask HB8.5 to be my guest?

I think i mite hit her up & message her with "MINE RAPIDLY" like HB9 used on me..... Well it worked for her lol

be cheeky!

i woulda said...

u waitin for your mum & dads?

or

You 2 toutin for business outside tesco

or

if you need sugar u could just borrow a cup from me...

altho there is a chance you can offend them, 99% of the time they think

WHO IS HE TO THINK HE CAN SAY SHIT LIKE THA TO SOMEONE HE DONT KNOW... women love mysterious guys.

wouldnt u rather do that and be noticed than be regretful like u are now.

dont worry about offending them, eventually in time u will learn what u can get away with & what u cant.... u even get good enuf at bein cheeky that u can get away with ANYTHIN

even tellin girls ur a rapist

(everythin u say is with a big IM OBVIOUSLY TEASING YOU smile)

and the 3 second rule is bollocks.... just do it wen ur comfortable.

me: You avoiding the rain
Her: yeah dont want to ruin my hair
me: I thought most girls enjoy gettin wet (big assed smirk)

(She either laughs and flirts back and youve got a sexual frame going-- which should then be pushed with semi normal conversation
or you crash and burn big style)

Fuck, wish i'd thought of that, i will definitely be using it next time a similar situation arises.

I need to be more spontaneous & just not give a fuck, which is generally my attitude in life so it will be a breeeeeeeeeeze

just do it (courtesy of NIKE)

you cant make comments in hope for a specific response, what if you say

Avoiding the rain & she goes....

shudnt u be fightin crime detective!

are you still gonna say, most women enjoy gettin wet?? coz that wouldnt make any sense

ur comment has to be shocking so she cant cum back with shit like that

What's with all this asking shit, how long have been here?????

We don't ask we take.

What's he difference between asking and taking.

Asking
Can I come come round later so that we can watch a film? (because I'm a sad fucking AFC with no knackers)

Taking
I'm coming round later and watching a film with you.


So what have learnt today?

You're coming to the wedding on saturday, it will be great fun, make sure you wear something classy. I'll pick you up/meet you at whatever.

Phil i dont hope for specific responces my wits sharp enough to work it on the fly baby!

if its ever raining and i'm by a girl, i bust out the wetness line somehow.

i really dont care about the scenario, i just find it really funny.