Ok so I don’t think any of you guys are going to believe what I did last night……. I went out………..wait for it…………….wait for it………….Sober didn’t drink a drop
At first even I couldn’t believe I was doing it. I have never done a night in town with no drink.

I tired it last Wednesday; I drove to town feeling really good thinking I don’t need drink. I arrived in birdcage drank 11 double vodka red bulls and threw up all over kowalskis pad. Anyway last night went out with Sam and Theo. Theo is an awesome guy from the lair he’s natural and cool as fuck, we met up in kro and had a little chat and moved on to cage. The ratio was like 5 girls to every 1 guy so it was awesome I decided if im not drinking just get into some form of interaction straight away so I walked in and noticed a hot girl and her mates standing looking in the big mirror so I walked past and just said….

Jynx - ive noticed for the past 5 minutes that all you do is look in the mirror playing with your hair, is this a club or a hairdressers?

Fit piece – hahahaha im trying to sort my hair out it wont sit straight can you help me?

Jynx – Cool come here (so I took her hand and lead her towards me, I adjusted her hair) and then said sorry I cant work miracles it’s the best your going to get

Fit piece – no worries at least you tired, is it really that bad?

Jynx – no you look hot listen im going to speak to my mates come over and chat later

Fit piece – yeah I will (kiss on the cheek)

So as im leaving the venue because I had work I left early she sees me outside and runs over gives me a hug and says lets go dance and talk. I was so tempted but needed to leave I really couldn’t be assed.

I had so good interactions last night I got two numbers from two pretty hot blondes and had an average kiss close outside. The blondes were really cool as they were both mates and both asked me for my number which kept me feeling good. I dint have as much success as normal but the night was cut short and also I was having to much of a good time in the interactions that I was in to even care.

One thing I noticed is when you aren’t drinking you need to make sure you keep your levels up and don’t sit around doing nothing keep chatting and have a genuinely good time and other people pick up on it. I think im going to have a sober night’s sarge once a month from now on as jynx loves his drink haha

Church!

Nice work keeping off the bottle Jynxy. Me n Tom were mulling over doing the same thing.

Nice one. It really gives you a buzz doesn't it!
Plus you'll save £££ and you'll do a better job of calibrating and internalising stuff as you're not wasted.

Respect Jynx!

good job.

once a month sober sarge sounds good.

i am primarily sober when out (changing that now though) and to be fair i have probably had 1 noticeably COOL AS FUCK NIGHT which made me believe u dont need drink at all. its just with drink it becomes much easier to get in the zone.

i also found out that i always leave early when sober. i do not stay to winning time as rodger dodger put it.

find somewhere decent to park. i have probably had to pay tenner for parking like 5 times which to me is equal to a elastic band being flicked at ure nuts. fuck NCP!

Jynx and no booze?!?!?!
Has the world gone mad I don't think i've ever seen you without it in your system!

Adam,

You can park on any single yellow line or in any parking bay anywhere in the city from 6pm till 8am every day, and all day Sunday. No charge.


Peace,

kowalski

Respect jynx.. Two weeks ago (the last time I was out) I did both the Friday and Saturday night completly sober and it certinslly doesn't detract from the night.