started off at kowalskis with ruud, retro, sapmi, ritz, theo?, jynx, hustler, nova, gaytom.

was supposidly fancy dress but only 3 turned up in fancy dress...nice

went to font first.

did not really game to be honest, was just getting in the mood. opened a 2 set on what cocktail they were drinking. completely nose dived as expected for first set. complete effort and ball ache to be honest.

opened a girl on what dress she was wearing. said she should give it me so i can give it my little sis, said she would look good naked so whats the problem. chick scared and walked off 1 adam 0.

opened another girl walking past me directly. said she was gorgeous. she carried on walking. made sense really, tight corridor she was going bar etc, no way she would stop.

talk to random women sporadically.


next venue.

saw a girl i know, chatted, kino, bullshitted. whatever.

had first proper set of night. tom opened asking about danger mouse outfit (retro was wearing this - legend). talked to the ugly for about 10. then spotted 2 massive tits on another girl. i love tits. spoke to her for ages. bought her a jaeger bomb (daft i know). did not see her again. sapmi number closed them, we tried boning them through txt later but dont think it went anywhere.

then i k closed one of the friends of the girl i know. nothing really special. just said ure sexy, gorgeous, i wanna kiss u etc. she didnt know whether i was gay or not, asking me, asking S.B.D, didnt give a fuck, whatever, just shut the fuck up and kiss me. didnt wanna pursue further due to her knowing my mates n shit (personal stuff). looking back on it now. if i was going to bone. i should of isolated her, brought her downstairs, got her number for redundancy, then tried extracting back to the girl i knows house. could of been on. but due to personal stuff there is no way i would of done this.

got more drunk and more bold through the rest of the night. horniness takes over and i just said to myself when i saw a fit piece, i wanna fuck u, and then homed in.

had a good set with some ugs in loaf, wanted them to stay but they were going home.

jumped in a 3 set with kowalski and jynx, we chilled with them for ages. tried getting them back to kowalskis, no joy.

me and jynx opened up 2 absolutely stunning 18 yr olds, absolutely drop dead. man. girls just look so much fukcing better at 18. just fresher, good skin, great ass. fucking amazing. tried to get them back to kowalskis, no joy.



i get bus home. see some huge titted 50 yr old (yeah 18 then to 50, the power of the pint?). absolutely huge bazookas, tried going back to hers, no joy. fucking married.



points of the night?
ask yourself what you like about the girl physically. would u fuck her. what do u do to her. then go in.
LOOK FOR A FUCKING MARRIAGE RING. GOD DAMN 2 BIRDS HAD THEM AND I COULD OF NOT WASTED TIME ON THEM!

overall good night. talked loads. k close some hb7. had a laugh. cant argue

Was a quality night man.. i got opened more than i opened due to the outfit. Don't think i stopped talking all night!

Low point of the night.. stood outside revolution at deansgate locks.. three old and not hot in the slightest set falls out of the place and shout's DANGERMOUSE, one of them grab me and leans in to kiss me, so i move my cheak over to receive.. she wasn't having that and goes for for the full on, on the lips.. probably the worst girl i've ever kissed! was minging!!

I guess this goes with the territory of now being shit hot.

We need to start finding venues though with quality women in.. there must be places on a friday and saturday night where the classy birds go and i hate to say it, but it aint the northern quarter or font / space.

Retro

Adam dude, I thought I saw jump in a taxi to kop off with that dark-haired piece from the West Midlands??

nah man! me and jynxy got in their taxi. you could tell they didnt want us there though.

jynx bailed and then i thought "FUCKING YES A 4SUM WITH 3 GALS". naaa i bailed straight after.

then she flashes her arse to us as she drives past in the cab. she was married so the only conclusion was she wanted some attention. was fun though. had like 4 wanks over her.

Hang on i'll just correct that

was fun though. had like 4 wanks over Tom.