On Friday it was Hustler25's (stu's) leaving do so naturally I came with a pirate hat and head band thing but I wasn't really feeling on top of my game, I hadn't been out for a while and I hadn't been to improv!
I had an awesome night but I didn't really talk to many girls it was more about partying than pulling. Retro was awesome with his dangermouse outfit but I wussed out and took my piratey stuff back to K's later on.

Saturday was much better I nearly didn't go out though but the lure of super Dave brought me out and the fact I thought I had to do better after Friday, not for anyone else but for myself.

The night started in Kro with me being used as a puppet to talk to a bouncer by K. Met a few guys from the lair again and went over to wing Dave (sin). I go over and one of the girls furthest away from Dave says "do you love him?" so I say something like "of course it's super Dave!". She then tells me that if I love him I should get rid of him!

So I tell her that he's only being sociable and does she not like meeting new people? She gets a bit arsey with me, I think it was because she was not getting much attention from Dave the others were fine with him.
She was taking the piss out of Dave and of other random people walking by too and comparing them to Dave.
Looking back I should have talked to her about something else completely different but I ended up walking away because she pissed me off so much, she was an utter bitch the worst person I've met on a night out.

We go to TV21 and Kes opens 2 girls sat down only to find they have boyfriends (this is a recurring theme of the night). When we get up they sit down in our seats, this could have gone bad but Kes talks to them and it all ends up as a laugh.

Wing Kes and talk to a girl who's birthday it is she's really flirty but i'm not really into her. I see her later on the bus home and try and get the bus to sing happy birthday to her.
Then I talk to Spoonhead and find out he's got his first number close, awesome! Nice one fella!

Then we play a game where you think of a thing then a number and get in a circle, count round until you get to that number and whoever it lands on has to open with whatever that thing is.

I got guitar so the first girl I saw who was ok looking but her friend was nicer. I said "have you ever played guitar hero". As I opened the nicer friend said "you look like brett from flight of the conchords!".

I chatted to her about conchords etc she's being really flirty touching me not caring if I touch back. Then I find out she has a boyfriend and she says I don't mind if you walk away, I don't and then when I do come to leave she tells me to add her on facebook and gives me a kiss on the lips not a full on kiss but more than you would give to someone you've just met.

We go down stairs and Dave starts talking to a smoking hottie, as usual!
So me and retro go to the dance floor to pull some shapes.
I spot a girl with a bow in her hair so I go, chat to her and end up wearing it.

We go outside for a cig even though I don't smoke but I steal one of hers, meet one of the guys who works there who I was talking to earlier who gave me a drink for free (it pays to be nice to people). She knows him from one of her friends going out with him, he leaves and then guess what?

Yes it turns out she has a boyfriend but I get another facebook name, I think girls don't like giving you numbers if they have a boyfriend but facebook is ok, this is the third time I've talked to girls with boyfriends who flirt like hell and give you a facebook name.

Anyway a pretty good night even though I didn't get any kisses (well apart from pecks on the lips) or anything else.

Was a fun weekend mate. :-)

Top Cat?

You should change it to Danger Mouse!


Peace,

kowalski

Happy now? :-)

Ecstatic.


Peace,

kowalski

tom learn a response for the boyfriend opener.

you could probably pull off the "oh i have a boyfriend also, he is so cute i bet hes cuter than yours". you know cause u have the graham norton take it up the batty look and she would be confused but curious

Tom, awesome field report!!

The hottie down stairs I number closed...... and also number closed another girl at the bar. sucessfull night!

the 1st set in Kro was weird I couldnt tell if the lads was with them or not!! then this chode started being weird saying you can follow me around because I'm cool...

I said to the girls 'who told him that his mother' lol...

shit happened to me in the toilets I was having a piss then this guy kicked me into the wall (I couldnt tell if he was from that set) anyway I had piss all over my hands...
I am like what the hell, as I walked over to the 2 of them, they started to apolagize so I was cool and left the toilet because I didnt want trouble.


sinstyle.

Shit!!! Dave, did one of them have ginger hair wearing a white shirt??? and another with dark hair wearing jeans and a T-Shirt??

If so apologies, I was in Kro that night with some uni mates and they came back telling me they had kicked a guy in the toilet thinking it was me, they were quite embarrassed by it, they thought you looked like me from behind (which is understandable)

I'll give that ginger twat a clip round the ear next time I see him.

I had an off night on Friday. I was terrible.

Saturday was much better, something more akin to my natural state: opening sets for fun, not giving a shit. And best of all I only bought 1 drink- and that was a can of redbull!

Props to lil dave for the random word opener game, much laughs were had.

Like that look you give me every time you see me.