haha I just keep quiet and don't even mention it
As for clubs etc. I usually find bars are better, in Plymouth I've always got on well at Cafe Sol, Fresher and Professor, Bar Air and Skiving Scholar. I know some of them are a bit divey but the atmosphere is quieter and people are more open to conversation. I don't however restrict myself from sarging anywhere else so if you've got a place you wanna go, throw it in the ring.