Practical Jokes - Page 2 - Pick-up Artist Forum

Phil · 10-05-2011, 10:54 PM

go onto the councill website, take the logo & make a fake letter head, put a landline contact that diverts to ur mobile,

tell them in the letter they have a £4,000 coucill tax bill that must be paid within 6 days or they will be visited by bailifs arrested with up to 6 weeks in prison

or

shag there mum

daleinthedark · 11-05-2011, 04:55 AM

I'm thinking from the several times it's been mentioned and in the spirit of PU the only way forward is to sleep with his Mum...

Tw1sted · 11-05-2011, 08:13 AM

In uni I printed about 100 of the sickest pictures from rotten.com and blu-tacked them all over his ceiling. He was so lazy it took him a week to get a ladder and remove them. He woke up to them every morning and even brought a girl home who was disgusted!

Refl3x · 11-05-2011, 10:34 AM

Practical jokes are fun as one offs but when it turns into a battle of oneupmanship, tend to go too far.

face · 11-05-2011, 12:05 PM

1.ring up all the adverts in papers impotence, stair lift,budget holidays and give his contact details and mobile.
2.replace water with flour in his iron.
3.as mentioned fuck his mum but take a picture and put it in his cereal box just in time for breakfast.
4.hide a poo in his butter tub.
5.work trouser cut a couple of inches of the bottom.
6.any popular item ps3 iphone etc put a advert for the item stupidly low priced.
7.stick some fish under his car bonnet it will fucking stink after a few weeks.

Joe_Fresh · 11-05-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Darood

Write the name of another friend and a love heart on them in permanent marker.

Excrement in their pillows.

Shave off all their hair, eyebrows included.

Sugar in their petrol tank.

Rape their mums. Then invite your self to a family do further down the line, imagine the look in their faces once they realise

Uranium on the groin while they sleep.

Kill their pets and feed it them them in a chilli. Boiling is acceptable if the pet is a rabbit.

Saw off their feet and then put said feet in women's shoes in front them and tell them what lovely feet they have. Bonus if you add nail varnish.

pure genius!