our esteemed board member, high on god knows what, already suffered from stage fright when trying to take a piss, delivered this FUCKING BLINDER.

as we were walking to NQ, all 4 of us, walking down some shitty road in manchester. all notice the 8-10 girls right in the fucking way of the pavement. just fucking standing there taking up all of it.

as each of us notices what is infront, and how many there were of these girls, all by the way, dressed up in dresses and what fucking not. we all move out the way onto the road, and try and walka round them as best we can.

not our favourite person!

while boldly walking up to them, he proceeded to, not shout, but certainly not whispeer, delcare "get out of the way we're having fun". and walk off.

my word. my fucking word!

i make a point of barging through crowds like that because it pisses me off, saying excuse me as they start staggering around.

best when it's a massive group of chavs they hate it cos you're ruining their hard man façade.

i dont get what part of this story is supposed to stand out???

coz he told girls to move???

What Phil said, nothing fucking happened.


Peace,

kowalski

small things amuse small minds?

You had to be there moment?

Glad I wasn't moment.


Peace,

kowalski

It amused everyone.

If I was the drunk again I'd do it in a second

i didnt think i posted this, my firefox crashed and then i thought not to post it because
a) i knew it wouldnt be as funny as it was
b) my story telling is wank.

rudi, that was so fucking funny. especially the girls response, i didn't write that in the story but her response was stuff of legends.

this might be a funnier moment than when terry delivered his 'what i'm too good looking?' line to that fucking bouncer dickwad