How do you handle bouncers?

Every time I encounter one, they're just complete and utter dick heads to all males. They're fine with women, but arse holes with lads.

It just seems impossible to befriend a bouncer.

When I was in Leeds, the guy at Oceana door, me and a friend went early to ask him if we could sort out some champagne for the birthday girl n stuff.. We came back later, same dude acted like we NEVER EVEN SPOKE TO HIM. And was being a right cock. And we weren't smashed or anything like that.

I just don't get it.

I usually just give it an "evening chief" on the way in and "thanks Lads" on the way out, never give me any trouble...

That said since I've been on a few dates with our local club owner's daughter they remember my name.

there are many reasons for this and they are.

!: they are in that profession to make up for insecurities.
2: they deal with such a large amount of peeps it gets difficult to remember everyone.
3: it is very difficult dealing with the general public. The give them an inch they take a mile holds true. they're often trying to "nip things in the bud" ny being overly outhorative.

there alway sound with me... altho i dont really try to befriend them. they usually however do anythin they can to avoid an encounter

one time i nocked some dickhead out( he was a skinny abusive asian guy).... but i hit him a good few times & fast and the doormen ran over and just stood ther and wer like ERM......

my cuzin said, do u want us to leave mate??? they said yes please lads... i mean, im sure its their job to do somethin to me!

id like to claim it was coz they wer terrified of me & my mohamad ali comparible hands... but i imagine it was somthin to do with my 16 stone brute cousin.

doormen are 80% idiots who cant fight there are however, the snide little quiet ones who u defo dont wanna fuck with

Go to better bars.


Peace,

kowalski

U lot seen the movie Clubbed? It's about bouncers in Coventry. Enjoyed the film.

I look bouncer in the eye, and say alright. If any grief, then I focus on being very calm, very polite but confident...

I have actually a while ago, might watch it again to refresh myself..

Never ever had a problem with bouncers, they give you respect when you are quite big and look like you can handle yourself.
when i was really big i used to get handshakes off them when i went into bars and clubs-- i think they didnt like the idea of having to kick me out if i started a fight in there and wanted me to be onside with them.

Ive never had a fight in a club or bar and ive never caused trouble btw

I used to know a lot of bouncers around burnley and heard some stories from them, a couple of my friends are bouncers too, dont fuck with them, they carry coch's, nuckle dusters and have special rooms in some clubs where they will take you to paste the fuck out of you rather than risk a fight on the streets in front of CCTV

Some guys are total dicks though and just do the job because it makes them feel hard

Hmm.. I never cause trouble in clubs or fight or anything like that..

I wouldn't wana fuck with any of them, just pisses me off how arrogant they all act (the ones I've seen).