Hope the guys in manch are doing okay after yesterday earthquake measuring 6.1 on the Richter Scale. If you are worried of loved ones, the Manchester City Council has set up a Helpline: 0161 6161616.

This scottish horsebreeding grandad's pace maker gave out and some scouse lad's expensive hair transplant fell out but apart from that most of the rest of the people in manchester are totally fine.

The aftershocks in London, china, Korea and the middle east are another story though..