Don't worry mate, I'm not that bothered. This forum is a bit like South Park sometimes, we can take the piss and trivialise anything, because it's barely moderated (which I like, free speech an' all).
Everyone has a weird oddball mate who's a bit out-there. I have a friend who's a butcher, who wore an actual pigs head on his head for Halloween. He smashed the skull in half, took the brain out, cleaned it out and made a strap. When I touched it, the skin was incredibly cold, the ears had thick hair on them and the head was fucking heavy to hold. The eyes were still intact and open. It was beyond creepy.
For the record, a pig's head is only a fiver, (because only the Chinese seemingly eat that bit) and he intends to wear one again next year.
He came round for some pre-drinks, got mega-drunk and was crawling around the floor with it on, freaking out my dogs. He also has this boar whistle that he got from a hunting shop in Florida that mimics the sound of a male boar. I didn't let him put the mask down on any of my furniture, thing was fucking gross. It ended up being dumped on the street in Reading town centre when we couldn't get into a pub due to it. Would love to have been a fly on the wall when someone had to clean that shit up
