This is it boys, take notes....

What a legend! He just went round the universe boffing multicoloured chicks



*edit Damn! it doesn't show on mine! Here's a link http://www.happytoast.co.uk/Images/B3ta/kirkchart.jpg

Everything you ever heard about escalation was wrong. It is not needed.

I'm looking for a girl who I can fist close, but this is not what I had in mind...

Double post from an admin! Tut tut!

Dunno what you're talking about!

It's this bloody phone. Whenever I use quick-reply it double posts. Aaargh!

The best thing Ive read on the forum so far! hehe

Can we coin that as the 'Kirk close'?

Im gonna "Kirk close" on my next sarge (Y)

that was so funny!!

i almost pissed myself!

You want to know how you should really treat a woman?
YouTube - Unforgivable #1

(...apologies to the millions of people that have already seen this)

Several points here.

1) That Captain Kirk thing is awesome. What a fucking shark, the bitches must love it.

2) That unforgivable guy is equally awesome, although for very different reasons.

3) Whilst we're sharing videos, check this one out (I know it's got nothing to do with anything, but just watch for the chav in the background...trust me!)

4) Wallbanger, that is by far and a way and without a shadow of doubt the coolest signature ever. Case closed. Although I have just been looking at an upside down Goodfellas poster for the last hour so what do I know...

That's all, back to work children