The winner this week is:

Adrian Chiles.

The 'Sorry Adrian, You're Not The One' Show: Christine Bleakley's romance with Frank Lampard | Mail Online

Anyone been in this situation before? I have. This a reminder, for all men, what the chode mentality will bring you.

So what should Adrian have done? Perhaps we can email him some advice.

Red.

frank lampard is a dude.

adrian is a dude aswell, but frank just looks pimp. i can see this getting ugly, with people sympathyzing (sp???) with chiles. but alas he should of closed the deal/been the man he should have been.

all good things come to an end.

Yep, classsic orbiter behavior. Poor guy. Should I tell him or should you? "Sorry Adrian, you left it to late, let it go...."

i am frank lampard, it was thanks to you guys i managed to swoop in and woo that fiesty little number in to bed. cheers

Hard to know what to make of it to be honest. If they were indeed an item (I'd like to think so since Adrian Chiles is an absolute hero) then it's probably more Christine Bleakley's fault that it's gone tits up. Let's be honest here. Frank Lampard is a fat cunt. He's got the charisma of a lemon, the personality of flour and the intelligence of...well, a footballer. You've seen him talk on the telly, right? Exactly. A nice chap, but about as un-alpha as it's possible to be.

My explanation here is that Bleakley has been drawn to the fact that he's a footballer, rich and (let's be fair) more attractive than Chiles. Hence, he has a lot more perceived value, especially since he can obviously get any girl he likes, even if only on a shallow level. I think it's a case of "ooooh look at the sparkly necklace and the Jimmy Choo (or whoever) shoes". All of a sudden, poor old Adrian looks a bit less of a prospect.

Now supposing they were never an item (ie they'd never slept together) then Chiles has, as suggested, been the biggest choad in the world. Ever. They hit it off brilliantly, she cadges lifts off him, goes to dinner with him and generally treats him like a friend. I bet he was a great listener when it came to her problems too. If he never slept with her, he has choaded out in a big way. Shame on you Mr Chiles, and I don't blame Christine for looking elsewhere. Just a shame she's landed another "provider male" rather than a proper lover - expensive gifts may be the way to a woman's heart but they're not the way to her pussy.

What Big Ade needs to do is stop acting like a whiny little bitch and go and pull someone else. He's certainly got the charisma and confidence to pull any girl he likes, if not the perceived value.

i say we give chiles credit here. he fucked her, and fucked her repeatidly, but unfortunately he has a small cock, which is why he has to funny.


frank is a dood blanca, simple as.

That's a bit harsh!
I doubt very much that he's a choad by choice. Choad behaviour like this boild down to lack of education. It makes me cringe when guys just 'dont get it' and make a fool of themselves. I really feel sorry for him as he probably thought he was in with a chance, and was shocked when it all went tits up.

Chiles is a dude. He's fresh out of a decade long relationship. No one comes out of that and starts big-pimping straight away.

Frank Lampard is a boring and thick. He only gets pussy because of his position and the strength of reality associated with that position.


Peace,

kowalski

the hate against lampard is atrocious.

To be honest guys, Lampards acted as much of a chode as Chiles here. Come on! buying her a necklace with her name on it, Jimmy Choo shoes and taking her out to the HARVESTER! Ha! he may as well be saying 'I don't really have all that much to offer within myself so instead I will buy your attention with material goods and meals out'. That is some lame shit. As Chode as this behaviour may sound to us, he gets away with it and many guys like him can get away with this behaviour wether we like it or not.

Can you really blame Christine? Here's a guy who's not only extremely wealthy but very high-profile, she's apparantly quite a savvy career minded girl so being seen on the arm of Frank Lampard is obviously going to raise her profile (good or bad) and could potentially increase her career prospects, moving on beyond the banality of 'The one show'.

Chiles should probably set his sights a little lower.