Just got in.

Went out last night with Rood, Sap and Red. Good night, pulled a chick yada yada yada... went back to this girls house. We made whoopie and and what not. Standard.

Anyway.

Now onto the the story.

This girl lived with two other girls who were having a lame party downstairs with some other people. The noise wasent that loud, but there was noise non the less. Around 5 in the morning there is a knock at the door, I go to answer it but my girl stops me and says it will be the neighbors to complain. So, I jump back into bed and think nothing more of it.

Through out the night/morning the knocks at the door become more frequent and more aggressive. It's non of my business so I dont give a shit. Anyway, around 9am I am just about going to sleep when there is a bang and a scream downstairs. I jump up. Putting my trousers on I go down stairs to see what the commotion is. What I am confronted with is a very angry middle aged man in his pants. Obviously I am in no state of mind for this shit so just stand there staring at him. He runs outside round next door where I see a girl who was in the house before having a fight this guys wife. The wife then grabs this girl and smashes her face through her front window. This guy then jumps at some dude who was in the party and starts chasing around the street. Bear in mind I am tired, drunk and wired so all the time I'm just like "What the fuck?" and my face is like .

Jump forward ten minutes and loads of cops arive. I then get told I'm gonna be arrested, until I managed to explain I dont who the fuck anyone is and I dont really know what the fuck is going on.

For the next hour or so I have to deal with screaming, crying girls. Blood. Police. Dick head students and the fact my heart palpitations are making me feel like I am going to drop into a seizure.

All for a piece of pussy.

Needless to say, this is one in a long line of "not worth it one night stands". So I cant be fucked with anymore. I'm not doing ONS any longer. More fucking trouble than its worth. And the sex is shite.

I'm going to bed.

Damn!!!!!!

That's some fucked up shit y'all!!! ;-)

LOL! Sounds like an episode of 'Shameless'. Intense.

I actually quite enjoy getting into crazy experiences like this. A similar thing has happened to me, when I went round to a house once to score some shiiat and these group of lads came round to do over the dealer. He got smacked with some nunchucks and they trashed his flat. Sure it was a fucking terrifying experience at the time, but when I looked back on it I was like 'Fuuuck that doesn't happen everyday!' It was a life experience I'll never forget!

Well I had a kip now.

Feel all right again. Was pretty funny now I think about it.

Bring on the biaaatchs!

Sounds like a giggle.

another great story to add to your book of life experiances

i wish i was there tbh lol

You sure pick 'em Jaz. You sure you haven't been picking up girls from the Jerry Springer show? Glad the night worked out for you in the end (kind of).

on the flip side... if you didn't know PUA then you would have these crazy adventures!