God im so happy to have a fuck buddy who wants to play.

anythin i ask her to play she will.

Will u dress up as a chinese school girl! YEP

Will u pretend to be my mum !!YEP

(obv i havent asked her the above.... yet)


this whole thread is pointless. Im just bragging

You found a girl to have SEX with you?

I must say, I am impressed.

The girl who lives below me would do ANYthing, all i gotta do is click my fingers.

But she isnt that great looking, & ive got standards, so i dont bother (sometimes i do wonder though why the hell im not taking advantage of having a blow job on tap!)

This whole reply is also pointless, im not bragging.

Like this Phil?

No that is correct. You aren't bragging, Dan, you are fantasising.


Peace,

kowalski

Its true.

I messed about with her for a few months, the first time was when she called at my door to ask me to keep my music down, i invited her in & it easily went from there (she is a slut) & after that we had lots of random encounters like meeting in the corridor & going straight to hers, or she'd text me at 3 in the morning saying she is horny, stuff like that.

I havn't been drunk enough at home in such a long time that ive avoided putting on my beer goggles & calling to hers.

Ok, now you are bragging.


Peace,

kowalski

tell me tea is on the table and its getting cold.. TELL ME!

its all thanks to the jackal

Just don't marry her. Or get her pregnant. Or both