I live in a block of 20 odd flats & a girl i kissed one night lives on the floor above & on the opposite side of the building (she's 8/10)

The night we kissed was two years ago wen i was outside a local pub talking to my mate, she was walking by & said to me "your quite fit" & walked on. I was like "so are you love where the fuck are you goin, come here!" I walked towards her & we met & kissed. I dissapeared with her then to another pub & we were together for about 30 minutes till she ditched me for some other bloke.

Now she lives in my building. I called to hers last night for a drink just being all neighbourly & shit, her and another (minger) girl were just sitting getting stoned. She has called to mine to borrow ciggies.

We all had a laugh, & last night before i left her gaff i handed her my phone so she could type her number in, & as she started typing, her name comes up, turns out i already had her number somehow!

I know its definitely possible to fuck her & im sure she knows i wanna but i also wanna stay all cool & get her to wanna fuck ME cos im so cool.

My next move?

Your next move:
Don't be assed about fucking her, and then you will fuck her

Keeper .

yeah i know. im gunna make it happen over the xmas season though when we will likely be having drinks together & being all merry etc. on thursday we have an xmas dinner in the communal room for all the residents, i was gunna text & tease about it being a "date", i realise this mite be a bit of a gay thing to say, but at the same time, i should be doing something, taking control & staying on her radar right?

I see no problems here?

This sounds like your just beating around the bush. I reckon with minimal effort you could bang this stoner chick.

Dan I think you could answer your own question but you're looking for a script.

Without any advice how would you go about doing the no pants dance with this chick?

I have her number, i havnt bothered texting yet so as not to seem too eager. I also dont wanna keep calling to hers unexpectedly & become a pest or be friend zoned (although i have only called once so far)

My plan? I dont have one, i'll just go about my business, maybe text her in a few days & test the water to see if she's interested (if she doesnt ignore me i'll assume its game on lol) & take it from there, if she into it, i'll know, if she's not, so what.