So tuesday, gets in bed, this facebook chat happens...

Hey u! U there? Xxx

i am
u ok

I'm in town just wanted to say hi if ur around x

i live in town
im always around

I know j live in town come and say hello! Would be nice to see u. X

im in bed
its tuesday

Yeah I know it's the only night I've got off from both kids x

ah, ye u been playin mum for ages havent u
happy fambo
u need to get some naughty out ur system

That I do

lol
that sounded faintly like a proposition there ellison

x

who u out with

My cousin jazz x (no relation)

u havein a late on
one

Probably yeah xxx
Come see us? X

im in bed u wally
i got clients to see tomora & i have to pick my car up in the morinin
otherwise i would

Get up then I want to see you x
Awe no fair

plus, id end up in bed with u & ur cuzin
haha, and we wouldnt want that now would we lol

Oh wouldn't we?
I've got to say it your the best I've ever had. Xx


haha, bet u say that to all the boys


U say that like I'm a slag! No honestly u made me cum with out even been there! U remember? X

haha did i


Yeah when I was in London x

oh the colour thing
i havent done tha for years

Yeah x

haha forgot about tha
well if u & ur cuz, get really drunk & decide u wanna make my life
ur more than welcome to ring me drunk
and do to me as u please

I haven't got ur number xxx


so... ill let u know how that one pans out

what a shit ending, she started chattin a date!!

i just said, im meetin sumone... she said Oh :/ ill leave u to it

What in christ did she think, i was gonna take on her 2 kids, one of which 6 months old

some girls are fuckin insane.

What's the colour thing?

synesthesia, hypnosis

Ahhhh right.

Well dont just keep it to yourself then....

ill spill the beans later on wen i have time tonight.