not giving a shit destroys all akward situations

If im with somone who does somthing embarrassing i`ll say
Do you feel like a dick?, because you look like one.

If i fell over in public id just say - see that! 20 years of ninja training, im like a cat!
dont try and hide a fuckup as chances are people noticed and will be laughing behind your back, just bring it up and be not arsed about it

ive been fucking loads of girls and had errection problems, im just like oh never mind
some guys die a thousand deaths when shit like that happens
what they dont realise is when somthing like that happens psychologically it destroys the girl youa re with because they turn it inwards on them, so it puts you in even more power