a man walks in to a bar... He says "ouch"

Horse walks into a bar.. barman says ' why the long face?'

A bear walks into a bar and goes to the barman,

"I'll have a pint of................................................ ....Fosters please"


Barman goes,

"Sure, but why the big pause"

Guy walks into the Bar, roll of Tarmac under his arm, he says ' Can i have 2 pints of guiness plese'
Barman goes ' why 2?'
man ' one for me and one for the road..'

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

A man walks into a bar but he is an alcoholic and it is ruining his family.

A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Got any bread?" The bartender says "No" so the duck leaves. The duck comes back the next day, goes up to the bartender, and says "Got any bread?" The bartender says "No" so the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back again. He goes up to the bartender and says "Got any bread?" The bartender says "Look duck. We don't have any bread today, we didn't have any yesterday, and we definitely won't have any tomorrow. If you come back in here and ask for bread again, I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the floor." So the duck leaves. The duck comes back the next day, goes up to the bartender and asks "Got any nails?" The bartender says "No." Then the duck says "Oh good. Got any bread?"

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

Everyone knows my views on FB, at present I'm writing an ebook on everything you need to know about pulling them from behind the pc to the bedroom.

I was hoping to have it finished by March but my workload just went north.

I've canned it but if there is any interest say more than 10 members, I'll turn the scraps of paper and word documents into a PDF.

Free of charge, delivery will be sometime May.