There's a tonne of hip-hop lyrics about fucking girls but not too many I know of with good pick-up advice.

Here's a classic from The Notorious B.I.G:

Most of these niggaz think they be mackin',
But they're just mother-fuckin' actin'
Who they attractin with that line,
"What's your name, what's your sign"?
Soon as he buy the wine, I just creep up from behind,
And ask you what your interests are, and "Who you be with?"
Things to make you smile,
What number to dial.
"You gonna be here for a while?"
I'm gonna go call my crew,
You go call your crew.
We can rendezvous, at the bar around two.


Sick shit. First he pounds on guys who are faking with cheesy lines and buying drinks.

Then he talks about connecting on a genuine level with the girl and finds out about her friends, amuses her, switches numbers, checks logistics, and time-bridges to a hook-up with both their sets of friends.

Pretty fucking textbook shit.

Throw up any tip-top hip-hop lyrical advice you know of too.


Peace,

kowalski

Not quite hip hop. But the wise words of JLS on approach anxiety:

Hey I have waited so long, to gather up my courage she has got me love drunk fumbling my words
Times running out, gotta do it now
She's the one i cannot live without

Yeah.. she's the one i cannot live without
Yeah.. yeah.. yeah.. yeah

You only get one shot so make it count
You might never get this moment again
The clock is ticking down, it's the final round
So tell me what it is thats stopping you now
You never know unless you try
You'll only regret, sitting wondering why
You only get one shot so watch this moment go by
when love's on the line

Cefai, you big gay. JLS WTF?

Let me break it down.

The bit about having waited so long and her being the one you can't live without sound like they've got oneitis pretty bad and are promoting that chodey mind-set. As does the bit about only having one shot, maybe you only get one shot at this girl but good pick-up advice would be that you can hit the reset button because hot girls are 10 a penny. They then go on to challenge the notion that there is any reason not to act, advise not to second guess the outcome and point out that you'll be kicking yourself if you don't take action. This is all good advice.

Overall though I'd say the disgraceful way they are selling oneitis outweighs the quality advice about taking action. Most young boys who'll listen to this will be gay, but the ones who aren't will probably all have this one girl from school in mind that they're totally obsessed with and JLS are fuelling that fire.

Plus, following Biggie with JLS? Seriously! Any DJ who did that would probably get lynched, you funny bastard.

Going forwards, if you add some lyric to this thread, please chuck down a blow-by-blow of the artists advice too.


Peace,

kowalski

lol. Not a fan of JLS K? I'm not big on them but they get played a rediculous amount at work. Probably not the best decision using them as an example after biggie.

K loves the X factor so I dunno what he's on about

aaahhh closet fan. No need to hide it K. We're all friends here. ha

Not a closet fan, a proud fan. My love of X-Factor has been widely publicised on this forum. I love the show not the 'artists' it produces.


Peace,

kowalski

Geto Boys- Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Not about picking up so much as being the real deal. Its about how when the talkers are talking the real gansta is doing.

God advice for many a playa in the game. I like to think this is the tune that plays in Stringer Bells head.


Verse 1

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights
And niggas always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas
'Cause when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Verse 2

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Feedin' the poor and helpin out with their bills
Although I was born in Jamaica
Now I'm in the US makin' deals
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you don't really know
Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz
Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'
Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed in the past
But this gangtsa here is a smart one
Started living for the lord and I last

Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Verse 3

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangta-ass nigga knows the play
Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bitches
Ask that gangsta-ass nigga Little Jake
Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign
And play the role of Little Miss Sweet
But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out
and then dump-hittin' the ass with the meat
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas
And everythings quiet in the clique
A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger
And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit
Real gangsta-ass niggas don't talk much
All ya hear is the black from the gun blast
And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit
Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast
Now when you in the free world talkin' shit do the shit
Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya
But niggas like myself kick back and peep game
Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Verse 4

And now, a word from the President!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Gettin voted into the White House
Everything lookin good to the people of the world
But the Mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down
like lettin' a big drug shipment through
And send 'em to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supportin' me
And I promise to take you very far
Other leaders better not upset me
Or I'll send a million troops to die at war
To all you Republicans, that helped me win
I sincerely like to thank you
Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts
And damn it feels good to be a gangsta



(I can't say for sure they've never been on x factor; but I doubt it)

Whenever that track is played or referenced all I get in my head is this...

YouTube - Office Space Damn It feels good to be a gangsta scene


Peace,

kowalski

Wow, now you got me thinking.

Off the top of my head:

Slick Rick - Mona Lisa

"Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was mona -- what?
Mona lisa (what? ) *singing* mona lisa, so men made you..
Youknowhatimsayin? so I said, "excuse me, dear
My gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money
Ill buy that slice!"
She said, "thanks - Id rather a slice of you
Im just kidding, but thats awfully nice of you"
The compliment showed she had a mind in her
And when I smiled (ping!) I almost blinded her
She said, "great scott! are you a thief?
Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth"
Ha-ha, hah! had to find that funny
So I said, "no child, I work hard for the money
And calling me a thief? please! dont even try it (right!)
Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet"
She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors
She tried to disrespect who? ! the grand wizard
Me! "well whats your name, son? "
"mc ricky d," but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee
"im.. sorry and I know thats low class (uhh, yeah)
Please sit, and tell me a little about your past"
She said, "well I got courage, and I dont like porridge (uh-huh)
Ive never been to college, but Ive got crazy knowledge (uh-huh)
Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh)
I wear more gold than that man on a-team (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Trim, slim, (yeah) and Im also light skinned
Best believe monas a virgin"
A virgin? ! honey needed a slap
She tried to tell me shes a virgin -- with her yea wide gap
I said, "it dont matter, see, Im not picky (word)
Let me spell my name out for you, its ricky:
R -- ravishing
I -- impress
C -- courageous; so careless
K -- for the kangols which Ive got
That I wear everyday and
Y -- why not?
To fights not right that I recite and im..
Quite polite like walter cronkite"
Well, just about then, trevor my friend came in
He said, "hey rick, dont you know playin with these snakes is a sin? !? "
He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
He said, "i dont want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more!
Now come along, we have a party to attend
With some real mature women and some more of her friends"
He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it!
And as we were leavin and drivin along
I could hear a melody as mona sang a song"

Also see:

Bug Pun - I'm Not A Player
A Tribe Called Quest - Bonita Applebum
Tech N9ne - I'm a player