her: what do you do?
me (holding up hand): what you don't recognise me?
her: what?
me: Ok, well... I'm a hand model.
her: hah.
me: Only, I'm worried I'm gonna get fired, because I keep biting my nails.
her: Oh no!
me: But the thing is, I only started biting my nails because I thought I was going to get fired. It's a vicious cycle.
her: Hold me.

Very random indeed, and in completely the wrong section

Isn't this a Neil Strauss line?