This was totally brilliant.
We may be one for one. However, the one you won was judged by a guy, whereas the one I won was judged by a girl. Clearly you appeal more to the 'pink pound', with your homo-erotic poses.
In fairness I actually nicked the freeze-frame high-five from 'How I Met Your Mother', which I love. It's a well funny show and the Barney character (played by Doogie Howser MD

) is a total pick-up artist.
Peace,
kowalski