Would u like to try an australian kiss? its like the french kiss, but down under

Ur like a parking ticket, cos uve got "fine " written all over u

Ur dad must have been a baker, cos uve got a nice set of buns

It doesnt matter what u do, dance for me, strip, wear provocative outfits, i will not have sex with u.....go, test me

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice

Im loaded

I've pulled with the "How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice"

got me laid!!!

Wow, i am now gunna use this till i get laid from it lol

i dont think there are bad openers... to be fair, i reckon this weekend im gonna pull a bird with the line

"get you coat you have pulled"

or

"heres 10p, go to a phone box to phone your dad and tell him ur stayin out, then when you realise phoneboxes dont take 10p anymore... get your mobile out and text him... then video urself fingerin urself... and send me it"

ah the classics

that made me laugh and a very good line.

Pickup-Line Panda | quickmeme

Enjoy

No really, You look amazing...for your age.

::australian dude to HB in UK:: Have you ever been with an Aussie boy? It's real simple, you be the koala, I'll be the tree

(as crazy as it may seem, it worked)

::english guy to aussie/american girl (untested, might give it a go next time i'm feeling REALLY fucking cocky, preferably in US though)::

"Americans are generally a bit of a mix ethnically... do you have any English in you?"
"Uuuum, well I don't think so."
"Do want some English in you?"